What Would You Do? What Would You Do? - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "What Would You Do?". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! What Would You Do?

"Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What would you do if you found another man in bed with her?"

"I'd break his white cane and shoot his dog."