How to cut off a blonde's ears: How to cut off a blonde's ears: - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "How to cut off a blonde's ears:". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! How to cut off a blonde's ears:

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.

Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."