The First Stone The First Stone - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "The First Stone". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! The First Stone

Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people.

"He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone."

Just then a stone came flying from the back of the crowd and hit him hard on the head.

"Ouch, Dad! I hate when you do that!"