Playpen Playpen - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Playpen". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Playpen

Mary was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts.

Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."

"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said. So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.

"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don't bother me one bit!"

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis