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There's this guy who goes into a psychiatrist and says "Hey, doc, you gotta help me out - I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee - I can't figure it out I go back and forth: I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam"

-- and the psychiatrist says "Look, relax - you're just two tents."