Wash Hands after Going to the Bathroom Wash Hands after Going to the Bathroom - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Wash Hands after Going to the Bathroom". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Wash Hands after Going to the Bathroom

A marine and a sailor were taking a piss in a bathroom. The
marine goes to leave without washing his hands.

"In the navy, they teach us to wash our hands."

"In the marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"