*Don't be silly, it isn't loaded.
*I CAN FLY!
*Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
*Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean.
*What's in this dark cave ?
*"Oh, they're free? I'll take ten!" - Moses
*No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
*Safety harness?
*Wait, I thought he was with you!
*What greencard?
*Hey, what's this switch?
*Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
*Yes, I'm single.
*No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
*So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
*Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
*What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
*Well, it can't get any worse!
*C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
*Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
*William, is that you?
*They can't hit us at this range!
*All you have to do is connect these two wires.
*There's only one way to find out...
*Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
*These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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