Sunday, January 27, 2013

Famous last words

Famous last words - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Famous last words". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

Famous last words

*Don't be silly, it isn't loaded.


*I CAN FLY!


*Trust me, I know what I'm doing.


*Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean.


*What's in this dark cave ?


*"Oh, they're free? I'll take ten!" - Moses


*No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.


*Safety harness?


*Wait, I thought he was with you!


*What greencard?


*Hey, what's this switch?


*Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.


*Yes, I'm single.


*No, this cannot be, I am invincible!


*So, you're sure this isn't loaded?


*Calm down, of course I disarmed it!


*What, I never signed any organ donor papers!


*Well, it can't get any worse!


*C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!


*Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!


*William, is that you?


*They can't hit us at this range!


*All you have to do is connect these two wires.


*There's only one way to find out...


*Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.


*These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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