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11. Stain Removal

10. Burning a Bridge to the 21st Century

9. Late Term Abortion

8. POTUS Interruptus

7. Pre-losing the 2000 Elections, For Your Voting Convenience

6. Election '96 -- The Recount

5. Doing What the American People Would Want if They All Weren't So Damn Stupid

4. Letting Al Drive the Bus

3. Popping the First Zit

2. Taking a Little Off the Top

1. Cutting the Big Cheese

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