The stork The stork - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "The stork". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! The stork

The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?"

Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!"

The little guy thinks for a few seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"