Thursday, January 17, 2013

The perfect man poem.

The perfect man poem. - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "The perfect man poem.". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

The perfect man poem.

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.


The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride


The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.


The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.


He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way.
Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
"Cause the perfect man is gay!"

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