The Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "The Lone Ranger and Tonto". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! The Lone Ranger and Tonto

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"

And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"

Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground..."