The Chicken The Chicken - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "The Chicken". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! The Chicken

These are two really stupid jokes that my friend made up and
everyone thinks are hilarious!

Number 1
Why DIDIN'T the Chicken cross the road?
Because he was a chicken.

Number 2
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Big Iss
Big Iss who? (BIG ISSUE)
No thank you.