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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good-looking woman and starts looking at his watch. The woman notices this and asks him if his date is late. "No," he replies. "I've just got this new state-of-the-art watch and I was just about to test it.""What does it do?""It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me.""What's it telling you now?""Well, it says you're not wearing a bra or panties.""Ha! Well it must be broken then, because I am!""Darn thing must be an hour fast."