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• "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"


• Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins?."


• When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message, "We are open on Sundays, too."


• A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."


• "People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."


• "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."


• "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"


• "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright."


• "Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."


• "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."