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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
- Jacques Chirac, President of France.
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
- Rush Limbaugh.
"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
- Dennis Miller.
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates
Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
- Conan O'Brien.