Proctologists Beer Proctologists Beer - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Proctologists Beer". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Proctologists Beer

A proctologist was getting ready to examine a patient. He buzzed his nurse and asked her to bring him a light.

A short time later, the nurse walked in and handed him a bottle of beer.

The doctor looked at the bottle in his hand, looked at the nurse, and said, "No, Nurse. I wanted a BUTT light!"