Polak Is Mugged Polak Is Mugged - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Polak Is Mugged". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Polak Is Mugged

A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.

His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers incredulously.

"Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Pole.
"I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"