Sunday, January 27, 2013

Pay the price

Pay the price - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Pay the price". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

Pay the price

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."


The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."


The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.


� Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."


The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again.
"What's going on here?" the man asks.


Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."

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