Ole MacDonald Ole MacDonald - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Ole MacDonald". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Ole MacDonald

Ole MacDonald sitting on a bench,
slapping his meat with a monkey wrench,
missed his meat and hit his balls,
pissed all over in his overalles,
went to the creek to wash them off,
saw a beaver jacking off
kicked the beaver in its ass
never seen a beaver jack so fast.