Old Lady Makes Three Wishes Old Lady Makes Three Wishes - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Old Lady Makes Three Wishes". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Old Lady Makes Three Wishes

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life. All of a sudden a fairy godmother appears
in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now." says the old lady "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*POOF* her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*POOF* she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh-can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*POOF* there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone
could possibly inagine.
She stares at him, smitten.
With a smile that makes her knees weak he saunters across the porch and
whispers in her ear "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."