Need Olives Need Olives - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Need Olives". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Need Olives

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave."Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done."What was that all about?""Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."