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This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words
Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners. Entry # 1 There
once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail
to the Chief" on this flute made of beef that stole the front page from
Kaczynski. Entry # 2 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to
leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, use the hem of your
dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. Entry # 3 Lewinsky and Clinton
have shown what Kaczynski must surely have known: that an intern is better than
a bomb in a letter given the choice of how to be blown.