Kick the Habit Kick the Habit - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Kick the Habit". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Kick the Habit

Clinton was walking around the White House with a pair of ladies panties
on his arm. Everyone was looking at him and wondering what he was doing
now.

After about an hour, a staff aid braved to ask Clinton what he was doing
with the pair of ladies panties on his arm. Clinton replied, "It's the
patch, I'm trying to quit."