Jockeying for Position Jockeying for Position - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Jockeying for Position". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Jockeying for Position

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.' His second friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.' Paddy says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'