Saturday, January 19, 2013

In the Army

In the Army - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "In the Army". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

In the Army

One day a brunette, redhead, and blonde joined the army as spies. They were captured together and set up against a wall to be shot seperately. The General said they had one last word they could say before they were shot by his men with their guns ready.


The brunette yelled out "Earthquake!!!" and everyone fled to their barracks and she escaped.


The redhead yelled out "Tornadoe!!!" and everyone fled to their barracks and she escaped.


The Blonde after seeing these things happen yelled out "Fire!!!" - and was shot on the spot.

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