How? How? - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "How?". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! How?

One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight;
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!