Gas Station Humor Gas Station Humor - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Gas Station Humor". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Gas Station Humor

I stopped in at the local gas station for something to drink and
when I approached the register, the employee promply asked me,
"Do you have gas?" I answered him with a puzzled look on my
face. "Isn't that a rather personal question?"