Tuesday, January 22, 2013

First day

First day - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "First day". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

First day

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out
some of the rules:


"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the
male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will
be fined $20 the first time."


He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there
any questions?"


At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season
pass?"

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