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A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said �No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!� So the bartender said, �Well would you like a cigarette,� but the man said �No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!� The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said �No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it. As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!� The bartender said, �Your only son I presume!!�