Cast the first stone! Cast the first stone! - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Cast the first stone!". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Cast the first stone!

Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.

Jesus stops them and says, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"

Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at the adulteress and blasts her right in the head.

At which point Jesus looks over and says...
"Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"