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Then: Killer weed

Now: Weed killer

Then: Paar

Now: AARP

Then: The Grateful Dead

Now: Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine

Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine

Then: Getting your head stoned

Now: Getting your headstone

Then: Keg

Now: EKG

Then: Passing the driving test

Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your folks.

Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.

Then: Swallowing acid

Now: Swallowing antacid

Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores

Now: Obsessing over your PSA scores

Then: You're growing pot

Now: Your growing pot

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then: The perfect high

Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: Long hair

Now: Longing for hair

Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying president

Now: Fighting to keep the lying president

Then: Acid rock

Now: Acid reflux

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint

Now: Getting a new hip joint