A Jewish boy A Jewish boy - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "A Jewish boy". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! A Jewish boy

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a
part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the
part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the
teacher you want a speaking part."