Your mammas beefy

your mammas ass is so big her crap over flowed the toilet without flushing it!!11

yo momma

yo momma is so poor i saw her walkin down the street with one
shoe on and i said"did you know you lost a shoe"she said"no i
found one.

yo momma is so fat she walked out with a yellow shirt on and
everyone ran back in thereand said "how did the sun get so
close"?

yo momma is so ugly when her mom got on the bus the bus driver
said"what the hell is that" and she went to the back ofthe bus
an one of the people said"can i pet the monkey"?

Make up Her Mind

Your mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make
up her mind.

The Club

Your mama is so fat, at night your daddy has the put The Club on the
fridge.

Ocean Mamma

Your moms so fat that when she walks past anaquareim the whales start singing " We are family with my big fat mommy and me!!!"

Miscellaneous yo mama joke

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Curb

Your Momma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb!

Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Quarterback

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Fuck U

fuck u

i fucked your momma

Is so stupid

your mam is so stupid wen she got locked it a supermarket she starved to death

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Mammas

Your mamma is so dumb she stole free bread. Your momma is so big she put a blanket over the ocean and called it a water bed.

Yo mama so poor...

Yo mama so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she yelled, "Ding Dong!"

Yo Momma is so fat...When she fell and broke...

Yo Momma is so fat...When she fell and broke her leg, Gravy puored out

Yo momma sofat

yo momma so fat when she went to the hotel and asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

Stupid

yo Mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your mama is so stupid

your mama is so stupid she locked her self in a grocie store and starved to death

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.