THIERS A GUY AND HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE. HIS... THIERS A GUY AND HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE. HIS... - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "THIERS A GUY AND HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE. HIS...". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! THIERS A GUY AND HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE. HIS...

THIERS A GUY AND HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE. HIS OTHER EYE IS MADE OF WOOD, SO HE GOES TO HIS FIRST DANCE, HE SEES A GIRL WITH ONE LEG AND HE ASK HER TO DANCE SHES SO EXCITED AND SHE REPLIED WOULD I WOULD I AND HE SAID PEG LEG PEG LEG. HA HA HA HA