Disorderly Conduct Disorderly Conduct - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Disorderly Conduct". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Disorderly Conduct

Three men stood before a judge on a charge of disorderly conduct in a public park.

Judge:
"What were you doing?"

1st man:
"Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond."

Judge:
"And what were you doing?"

2nd man:
"I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too."

Judge:
"Sounds harmless. And you, were you
throwing peanuts in the pond as well?"

3rd man:
"No, sir. I AM Peanuts!"